jus laugh

1> Lady:How was the dinner party last night?"

Friend: "well,if the soup had been as warm as the beer, and the beer as cold as the chicken, and the chicken as fat as the hostess, it wouldn't have been so bad".

2> One friend confided to another:"oh, we're happy. of course, once in a while my wife throws things at me.But that doesn't change the situation one bit,because if she hits me, she's happy.And if she misses, I'm happy."